Andreapolis, City For Sale

For Sale: 217 year-old city. 2 owners since new. Full history records available. View on the Pacific ocean, one hour away from the nearest ski resort, temperature cool throughout the year, can turn into a scorcher from July to August.

 

Population: 8,900,014 humans, 17 illegal aliens, 160,870 pets, 2 wild animals, sewage system might need redesigning.

 

City capacity is for 11 million souls, energy rating B, gas pipeline new and still under warranty.

 

The city has all expected communities, 317 researchers who may occasionally poison the water resources by accident; seventeen pro sports teams who will invariably bring destructive outsiders to the city on Wednesdays and Saturdays; 208 gyms where humans pump up iron to break walls and doors rather than their bones upon collision. Beware: humans never sleep.

 

The City is completely vehicle free, flybus system well developed, with 3,5 millions operators.

 

Pollution official index 6.7%, actual index 13.5%.

 

Unoccupied space on the Eastern border, large enough to build a spaceport.

 

Economy rating, 3.5 stars.

 

Dominant religion, harmless.

 

All sales final.

 

Souls and city cannot be sold separately.

 

Asking price: You name it.