Welcome to Arpay Robotics. While we regret that we cannot take your call at this time, our virtual assistant is delighted to assist you. Our normal business hours are between 0000 and 0400 Earth Time, Tuesday through Friday, excepting holidays and major solar events.
Please listen to the following options. You may ask for help at any time.
Bienvenidos a Arpay Robotics. Para español, oprime el ocho.
We are pleased to answer any questions about our normal business hours, our mission, or customer service requests.
Speak to a human.
We would be delighted to take your call during our normal business hours.
Speak to an android.
Arpay Robotics is a human-led company. As such, we never use androids to answer our customer service requests. For all questions related to legal case R.892.4499-B, please contact our legal department.
Contact legal department.
Thank you for contacting us. Please redirect concerns to our Director of Legal Affairs at extension 1199 when she is on-site.
Customer Service Request.
Arpay Robotics is committed to your satisfaction. Please note that all units are under recall due to fatal errors detected in the 2Alpha.2 SafeRun Operating System.
Return a unit.
Thank you for your patience. We are experiencing a high volume of return requests. Estimated service time is 23 standard Earth days.
File a complaint.
Your feedback is valuable to us and we promise we’re working hard to get back to you as soon as possible.
Help.
We are happy to assist you in any manner possible. If this is a true emergency, please hang up and dial the Galactic Police at 00. If you are experiencing a robot attack please remain calm, dodge the super-reinforced constructed limbs™ and press the blue button at the back of the neck to reboot the system.